I’m not even kidding.
Is it animal abuse, or just an excuse to give your pet a killer outfit?
Tomorrow (January 14) happens to be National Dress Your Pet Up Day. No, Simon is not getting a new outfit.
Why not? Because he is an animal, and the only animal I know of that’s actually comfortable in clothing is Winnie the Pooh, and that’s only because he isn’t wearing pants.
I did a little bit of digging to find out how one may dress his or her pet for this national holiday.
An eHow article gives tips on how to celebrate the holiday cheaply. The author’s first suggestion is to drape the dog in a pillow case. He could look like a cowboy or a princess or like he’s wearing a toga or a cape.
Continue celebrating by giving your pet a treat and a new toy, which should be more like a token or apology for putting your pet through so much torment and embarrassment.
I don’t mean to be a hater here, people, and I like the enthusiasm, but let’s give our pets a break in 2010 and not dress them up. How about giving them some extra love instead.
However, if you absolutely need to participate, why not dress little Sparky in a snazzy new bandana, or get your boy Buster a shiny new collar.
I was thinking something like this:
See? Cute. Simple. Comfortable.